What if Noob Ang Mo use BM

I find BM annoying as this language copies every word from English..

E.g Communication = komunikasi
Computer = Komputer
Sex = seks
Active = aktif

It really makes the language.......... baseless? And those idiot Datuks were saying that Malaysian youths are losing out on their culture or stuff.. But the Education Department keep copying English words to create new BM words..

What if the Ang Mo translate English directly to BM??

You Rock! = Kamu Batu
You Suck = Kamu Hisap
Son of a Bitch = Anak anjing betina??
You're so cool = Kamu sangat sejuk..

=.=

P.S. I'm too bored and wanna find something to update.. So.. Thx Alif for the inspiration.. And I'm not racist!